In the Beginning...

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said

%Let there be light! %God %Omniscient %Omnipotent %Technocrat

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

%Let there be light!
%Create light
%Run heaven and earth

And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.


And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
%Create firmament
%Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.


And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and
%Create dry_land
%Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.


And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

%Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night %Create sun_moon_stars %Run sun_moon_stars

And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

%Create fish %Create fowl %Run fish, fowl

And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

%Create cattle %Create creepy_things %Now let us make man in our image %Create man %Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth. %Fuck %Run multiplication %Insert breath %Run multiplication %Move man to Garden of Eden %Create Garden.edn %Move man to Garden.edn %Run multiplication %Copy woman from man %Run multiplication %Insert woman into man %Insert man into woman %Run multiplication %Create desire %Run multiplication

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
%Create freewill %Run freewill

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
%Undo desire %Destroy freewill %Help %Create tree_of_knowledge

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

%Create good, evil %Activate evil

And God saw he had created shame.

%Scan Garden.edn for man, woman %Delete shame %Destroy freewill %Stop %Break
%Break
%Break
%Create new world %Destroy earth %Destroy earth confirmed And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.



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